We're There! Almost.

Written by Goldie

On the journey that is American Idol, "are we there yet?" has become such a common phrase.....and it seems this journey is neverending at this stage every season. They've promised the best of the best and the worst of the worst for tonight. Can they really get any worse than what we've seen already?? Heaven help us!!

So far, the thing that actually gets better every year is the drama!!! Forget reality...American Idol should be considered for the daytime or evening drama categories at awards shows.


We've definetly been taught many lessons over the years about how to be a star! Here are just a few!


Lesson 1: The Look

Is it the dance moves? Is it the outfit? The lack thereof? And if the outfit expresses their mood....should we be afraid? (Need I ask?? Probably not!!) For example, Christa Fazzio: One part Mary Poppins, the other part Dick Van Dyke's chimney sweep character.....she really wanted to make it through...it was her dream. My dream (along with the judges) was for her to go through the door...and never look back. On the flipside of the coin (the one where the look is normal) Tami Gosnell rocked out to "Whipping Post"---LOVED HER! Which proves...looks aren't everything...even though she was adorable.

Lesson 2: Seek Inspiration

Who should the aspiring Idols idolize?? There is so much talent to choose from....Fantasia Barrino, Taylor Hicks, Christiana Aguilera, Ozzy Osbourne, Mariah Carey, David Hasselhoff and of course...Ricky Martin, but William Hung???? Paul Kim was so impressed with William Hung's determination and spirit, he decided he wanted the rest of the world to know that the Asian community has more than "She Bangs' to choose from. (Somehow...I still don't think he will make us forget Mr. Hung) Bo Bice's version of "In A Dream" caused Jack Odanovich to dream of bringing the judges to their feet, but proved his inspiration was not the "Dream" he hoped it would be!

Lesson 3: Never Give Up!

This season brought more repeat auditioners than ever before. The only person I remembered was Gina Glocksen..liked her last time....liked her this time, but do you ever wonder if they didn't make it before, will they be good enough this time??? Is it true that with age comes wisdom? Maturity?? Let's hope!! But yet....the incredibly delusioned try again as well. Even with the constant scream of abuse...seems like somone likes tough love! Let's hope they've learned to keep their day job...just in case!!

It doesn't hurt to show "mad love" to the judges either. At least you can get a hug out of the deal, even if you don't make it through to Hollywood!
So many people say they come just to catch sight of the judges? Why do I wish they would only ask for an autograph instead of sending me to therapy? Of course...if laughter is the best medicine...we have the healthiest country on earth during American Idol! At least Edward Sanchez decided to remain a fan after rejection!


Lesson 4: Never Try Out As A Group

Sometimes friends are no longer friends...even though they promise the best intentions! Heather Rennie, Ashley Cleland, Ebony Jointer were the bff's that promised to support each other, (on rollerskates mind you) but with Heather being left behind, will their friendship remain intact? Let's hope so....Simon can't be right about everything...can he?


Lesson 5: Shake Your Moneymaker?

If you've got it...shake it! But sooooo many just don't have it. For example...Alexander Nazario...at least he seems to be flexible...is there a circus idol? I have to say...I wanted to give him a little hug...I loved his enthusiasm!


Lesson 6: Clarity

"Name that Song" is a game we seem to play all the time...anybody else bored with that?? It seems if they can't remember, they make it up. More words have been invented during the making of this show. (new noises as well) I think some of the funniest (and most frightening) auditions are the "original compositions" sung by the "artist". Like William Emil Samland, III. I'm sure he was delighted with the new song writing category added this year. (EEK) After hearing him express his heart, I knew he wouldn't win the competition...in any way! Sometimes I wish people would just not want to share their feelings so much!

There you have it! Next stop Hollywierd (although I can't imagine it being any wierder than the rest of the USA)! Though the first few weeks were absolute torture at times, I've enjoyed every moment, but it's time to move on! There is a lot of talent to be on the lookout for in the upcoming weeks and of course...I'll be on the edge of my seat for every single moment! See you guys next week for what I'm sure will be the "most dramatic rose ceremony yet".....wait...isn't that another show??;)